Imagine driving a car that gets 150 mpg. Think it's impossible? Well engineers in Denmark have developed such a car. Meet the Deushleberg Fusion X. With it's twin hybrid drive system the Fusion X is capable of 150+ mpg while not sacrificing a smooth ride and power. The added bonus, no carbon monoxide.
"This is really gong to help with global warming," said Vlen Heifferson, the car's lead engineer. "When your sitting at a light, your car is emitting nothing more that a stream of cyanide and barely noticable cloud of radiation."
How does the magic happen? Well it's done with a patented Nuclear reactor engine - cooled with cyanide. It's very seimple actually. All you do is drop in two to three ounces of plutonium into the reactor three times a day. Add an ounce to an ounce and a half of regular house-hold cyanide, fill up with premium gas. The Fusion X drive system does the rest.
Storage of spent fuel rods can be a tricky matter and some owner have reported hair loss and occassional permanent cessation of breathing. But wigs, lead-lined storage bags, and respirators come standard with each car.
Still working on...has this been done before?.
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